The mid 20's crisis

Apparently, it gets better.

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someone just changed the cover picture of my school “Bar exam”s facebook group. 

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I can finally relate and feel real panic settling in. 

Filed under bar exam

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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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