She didn’t mean James Potter.
She meant Severus Snape.
(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)
me right now.
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway
… its too early for this bullshit.
|—||Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)|
This is never not funny
you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet
at a friend’s house
During a fancy party.
And that’s the only bathroom.
And there’s a line.
what depths of hell did you guys spawn from
OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
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I LEARNED A THING
Once in college, in our “english civilisation” class, our teacher was telling us about Henry VIII and she finishes the tale of how he pretty much married every woman in his kingdom (before killing most of them) by saying “He was a womanizer.” Then, in perfect harmony, the 60 kids in the class started whisper-singing Britney Spears. And that’s why I love both college and Henry VIII.
accurate representation of the last 4 years of my academic life
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”